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Pee Lete Hain Dost Ki Jhooti Bottle Ka Paani… .
Dosti Mazhab Ki Mohtaaj Nhi Hoti..!
Woh glass greetings kya jisme drink chhoot jaye.★
Aur woh "yaari" hello kya jo ek ladki ki wajah se tut jaye..
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai,
Gum chupakar muskurana padta hai,
kabhi ham bhi dost the aapke,
Aaj kal aapko yad dilana padta hai.
Kuchh meethe buddy yaad aate hain,
Palkon standard aasnu chhod jaate hain,
Kal koyi aur mil jaaye to hamein na bhool jaana,
Dosti ke rishte zindagi bhar kaam aate hain.
Jahan mohabbat dhoka deti hai
Wahan dosti sahara banti hai…
Kis tarah se teri dosti ki kahani bayan karu
E-dost Tune har mod pe Ek nya zakham Diya hai mujhey..
Phool hai gulab ka toda nahi jata… .
Phool hai gulab ka toda nahi jata… .
Aap jaise dosto ko chooda nahi jata.
Dosti Kis Se Na Thi Kis Se Mujhe Pyar Na Tha,
Poke Bure Waqt Pe Dekha Toh Koi Yaar Na Tha.
Dosti har chehre ki muskaan hoti hai,
dosti sukh-dukh ki pehchaan hoti hai,
koi rooth jaye to dil pe tangle lena,
kyunki dosti zara si nadaan bhi hoti hai.
Teri muskuraht meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai,
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi
Bas itna samajh le ki tera dost hona meri shaan hai!
Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge,
Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satayenge,
Zarurat pade toh dil se pukarana,
Marr bhi rahe honge to mohlat lekar aayenge.
Aap se entryway ho kar murmur jayenge kaha,
Aap jaisa dost ham payenge kaha,
Dil ko kaise bhi sambhal lenge,
Standard aankho ke aansu murmur chupayege kaha.
Ehsaas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhod Ke Jayenge,
Royenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aayenge,
Punch Saath Koi Na De Toh Aawaj Humein Dena,
Aasman Par Honge Toh Bhi Laut Ke Jayenge.
Ae dost punch bhi tu udas hoga,
hamara khayal tere pas hoga,
dil ki gaheraiyon se punch bhi karoge yaad mujhe,
tumhe hamare kareeb sharpen ka ehsaas hoga,
Din beet jaate hain suhani yaadein bankar,
Baatein reh jaati hain kahani bankar,
Standard dost to hamesha kareeb rahenge,
Kabhi muskaan to aankhon ka pani bankar.
Ishq nhi karna dosto,
Wo zindgi barbaad karta hai,
Karna hai toh dosti karo,
Kyu ki ek dost aapki dosti ke liye apni zindgi bhi kurban karta deta hai.
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Yun Ada Karte Hain,
Dost Ke Naam Per Jaan Fida Karte Hain,
Tumhe Phool Ka Zakham Bhi Na Anne Paye,
Allah Se Roz Yeh Dua Karte Hain.
Aapki Humari Dosti Suron Ka Saaj Hai,
Aap Jaise Dost Par Hamein Naaz Hai,
Abdominal muscle Chaahe Kuchh Bhi Ho Jaye Zindgi Mein,
Dosti Waise Hi Rahegi Jaise Aaj Hai.
Maza aata h kisi ko stane me,
Ruthe na koi to maza kya manane me,
Ek dosto se greetings to khushi h,
Warna rakha kya h es zindgi or zamane me.
Maangi maut Zindgi mili,
Andheron me bhi roshni mili,
Poocha khuda se kya hai sabse haseen tohfa unimportant liye,
khuda se us tohfe me apki dosti mili.
Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
Begana kaho ya deewana;
Suno unimportant dil ka fasana;
Teri dosti hai unimportant jeene ka bahana.
Ek jaise dost sare nahi hote,
Kuch hamare hokar bhi hamare nahi hote,
Aapse dosti karne ke baad mehsus hua,
Kaun kehta hai 'taare zamin standard' nahi hote.
Apun Ki Zindagi Me Rakha Hi Kya Hai..
Kuch Taswire Yaar Ki.
Baki Bottle Sharab Ki.
Kya Hua Agar Zindagi me murmur Akele hai,
Itni Ahmiyat to Dosto mein bana li hai,
Mela Lag jayega us racket shamsaan mein..
JIS DIN HUM CHALE JYAENGE. ??
Aisa nahi ki yaad aap aate nhi,
Khata sirf itni hai ki murmur batate nahi,
Dosti apki anmol hai hamare liye,
Samjhte ho aap isliye jataate nhi.
Ek dost ka wada hai marte dum tak saath nibhayenge,
Maut aaye to tumse pehle murmur jayenge,
Tumko na bhool payenge,
Isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye,
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye,
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse,
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye.
Dost Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya,
Humne Bhi Gehrayi Mein Jana Chhor Diya,
Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya,
Humne Mobile ReCharge Karana Chhor Diya.
Aye khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye,
Ke unimportant dost ki palkon mein kabhi aansu na aaye,
Aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle,
Gham ke aansu insignificant hisse mein aa jaye.
Faasle mita kar aapas primary pyaar rakhna,.
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,
bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum,
aankhon principle hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna…
Har lafz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jata,
Har naam ko sare-aam pukara nahi jata,
Hoti hai dosti mein kuchh raaz ki batein,
Yun hello there to is khel mein hara nahi jata.
Har noise ye dil akela hota hai,
Har ek buddy uske bina adhura hota hai,
Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai,
Standard har ek companion zaroori hota hai…
Kaha Hai Apna To Apnapan Nibhana,
Aaye Mushkil To Bhul Na Jana,
Rishte Jod Kar Aksar Bhul Jate Hai Log,
Tum Bhi In Logo Ki Tarah Na Ban Jana,
Ae Mere Yaar Yaari Nibhana..
Suna Hai Khuda Ke Darbar Se..
Kuch Farishtey Faraar Ho Gaye..
Kuch to Vaapas Chale Gaye..
Aur Kuch Humare Yaar Ho Gaye.
Saath Agar Doge Toh Muskurayenge Jarur,
Pyar Agar Dil Se Karoge Toh Nibhayenge Jarur,
Kitne Bhi Kante Kyu Na Ho Dosti Ki Raaho Mein,
Aawaz Agar Dil Se Doge To Aayenge Jarur.
Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya,
Karzdaar hain murmur khuda ke,
Jisne aap jaise dost se mila diya.
Aao Chalo Rishto ki Shaan Ban Jaye,
Ek Duje Ke Labon Ki Muskan Ban Jaye,
Murmur Tum Nibhaye Apni Yari Is Tarah,
Duniya Mai Hum Dosti Ki Pehchan Ban Jaye.
Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,
Ho tangle udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi.
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai,
jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi..
Kabhi Kisi Ke Zajbaato Ka Majaak Na Banaana
Na Jaane Kaun Sa Dard Lekar Koy Jee Raha Hai!
Dosti Najaron Se Ho To Kudrat Kehte Hai,
Sitaron Se Ho To Jannat Kehte Hai,
Husn Se Ho To Mohabbat Kehte Hai,
Aur Aapse Ho To Use Kismat Kehte Hai.
Gunaah Kar Ke Saza Se Darte Hain,
Zeher Pee Ke Dawa Se Darte Hain,
Dushmano Ke Sitam Ka Khauf Nahi Humein,
Murmur Dosto Ke Khafa Hone Se Darte Hain.
Na Jane Saloon Baad Kaisa Sama Hoga,
Murmur Sab Doston Mei Se Kaun Kaha Hoga,
Phir Agar Milna Hoga To Milenge Khwabon Mai,
Jaise Sukhe Gulab Milte Hai Kitabon Mai.
Aapki dosti pe naaz hai hame,
Kal tha jitna bharosa utna hello there aaj hai hame,
Dost wo nahi jo khushi mai sath de,
Dost wahi jo har buddy apnepan ka ehsas de!!
Duaon mein shamil ho is tarah,
Phoolon mein hoti hai khushbu jis tarah.
Khuda aapki zindagi mein itni khushiyan de,
Dharti standard hoti hai baarish jis tarah.
Suna Hai Khuda Ke Darbar Se..
Kuch Farishtey Faraar Ho Gaye..
Kuch to Vaapas Chale Gaye..
Aur Kuch Humare Yaar Ho Gaye.
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai,
Dur Tak Yaaadon Ki Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai,
Mai Padhu Tho Kya Padhu Dost,
Har Panhe Par Teri Tasveer Nazar Aathi Hai.
Chhoo Le Aasamaan Zameen Ki Talaash Na Kar
Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talaash Na Kar
Takadeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost
Muskuraana Seekh Le Vajah Ki Talaash Na Kar
Chand Lamhon Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafraton Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Dushamano Se Guzarish Karni Padegi,
Dost Toh Ab Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte.
Khusboo ki tarah meri sanson mein rehna,
Lahu banke meri nas mein behna,
Dosti hoti hai rishton ka anmol gehna,
Isliye dost ko kabhi alvida na kehna.
Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai,
har kadam per zindgi ko nya mod deta hai,
saccha dost sath deta hai tab,
hit apna saya bhi sath chod deta hai..
Dosti Vo Nahin Jo Jaan Deti Hai,
Dosti Vo Bhi Nahin Jo Muskaan Deti Hai,
Are Sachchi Dosti To Vo Hai..
Jo Paani Mein Gira Hua Aansoo Bhi Pahachaan Leta Hai
Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.
Dost Samajhate Ho To Dosti Nibhate Rahna,
Hame Bhi Yaad Karna Khud Bhi Yaad Aate Rahna,
Humari To Har Khushi Dosto Se Hi Hai,
Murmur Khush Rahe Ya Na Aap Yu Hi Muskurate Rahna!
Saath Chhod Doge Aap Hamara,
Aisa Toh Hamara Ikrar Nahi Tha,
Log Uthayein Hamari Dosti Par Ungali,
Aisa Toh Hamara Pyar Nahi Tha.
Aye Dost Jara Sabhal Kar Chalana
Yaha Aise Bahut Log Milenge
Jo Sirph Waqt Gujaarane Kee Lie Milenge
Ajnabi the aap hamare liye,
U dost bankar milna accha laga,
Beshak sagar se gahri hai aapki dosti,
Terna to aata tha standard dubna accha laga.
Dosti ki kahani stomach muscle humari khatam ho gayi,
Khusiya aayi aakar jane kahan chali gayi,
Bada naaz tha hume apni dosti pe,
Standard shayad kismat buri thi ya phir kisi ki najar slack gayi.
Ae Dost Zindagi Bhar Mujhse Dosti Nibhaana,
Dil Ki Koi Bhi Baat Humse Kabhi Na Chupaana,
Sath Chalna Mere Tum Dukh Sukh Mein,
Bhatak Jau Mein Jo Kabhi Sahi Raasta Dikhlaana.
Kuch Meethe Pal Yaad Aate Hain
Palko Par Aansu Chor Jate Hain
Kal Koi Aur Mil Jaye Toh Hume Na Bhool Jana
Kinship Ke Relation Zindagi Bhar Kaam Aate Hain
Laakh Bandisen Laga Le Duniya Hum Par,
Magar Dil Par Kaabu Nahi Kar Payenge,
Woh Lamha Aakhiri Hoga Zeevan Ka Hamara,
Jis Din Hum Yaar Tujhe Bhul Jayenge.
Ek alag si pehchaan banaane ki aadat hai humein,
Zakhm ho jitna gehra utna muskuraane ki aadat hai humein,
Sab kuch luta dete hai dosti mein,
Kyunki dosti nibhaane ki aadat hai humein.
Kushboo Mein Ehsaas Hota Hai,
Dosti Ka Rista Kuch Khaas Hota Hai,
Har Baat Juba Se Kehna Mumkin Nahi,
Isliye To Dosti Ka Naam Vishwash Hota Hai.
Doston ki dosti hume raas bahut aayi,
Yaaron ki masti hume yaad bahut aayi,
Zindagi Jab me buddy aaya sabse bichadne ka,
Aankho se moti boycott ashko ki bahar aayi.
Main Tere Aane Ka Intejar Karunga
Tu Jaha Jaigi Main Tere Sath Rahunga
Tu Jab Mujhe Yad Karegi Mai Tere Paas Aaunga
Ye Dosti Mai Marte Dum Tak Nibhata Rahunga
Aur Na Nibha Saka To Main
Tere Hath Kisi Aur Ke Hath Me Dekar Jaunga.
Dosti Ki Raho Main Kabhi Akelapan Na Mile,
Aai Dost Zindagi Main Tumhe Kabhi Gum Na Mile,
Dua Karte Hai Hum Khuda Se,
Tuhme Jo Bhi Dost Mile Hum Se Kam Na Mile.
Geet ki jarurat mehfil mein hoti hain,
Pyar ki jarurat dil mein hoti hain,
Bina dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi,
Ke Dosti ki jarurat har buddy mein hoti hai.
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi normal na ho jaye!
Dekho Yaaro Hamein Aawaj Na Dena,
Murmur Na Wapas Kabhi Aa Paayenge,
Us Din Manana Yaaro Id Tum,
Poke Hum Duniya Se Chale Jaayenge.
Ae dost tere dosti ke liye duniya chod denge hum,
Teri taraf aaye har toofaan ko mod denge hum,
Lekeen tune jo saath choda hamara,
Kasam se tere bina damage jaayege hum.
Chote se dil me gum bahut hai,
Zindagi me mile zakham babut hai,
maar hello there dalti kab ki duniya humein,
Kambakht dosto ki duao me dam bahut hai.
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda..
maar deal ko poke tak danda na tute.
DOSTI DARD NAHI KHUSHIYO KI SOGAT HAI
KISI APNE KA JINDGI BHAR KA SATH HAI
YE TO DILO KA WO KHUBSURAT AHSAS HAI
JISKE DAM SE ROSAN YE SARI KAYNAAT HAI
HASI NAHI RUKA KARTI DOSTI KE LAFZO MEIN
HAR RAAH NIKHAR JAATI HAI DOSTI KE KADMO MEIN
BEHKE HUYE SAATHI KI BHI EK SI HAALAT HAI
KOI NASHE MEIN HAI BEHKA KOI DOSTI KE JAZBE MEIN.
Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge,
Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge,
Poke bhi pukar lenge aap dil se,
Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge.
KAB MAINE KAHA KI CHANDI AUR SONA CHAHIYE,
BAS AAP KE DIL MEIN EK CHOTA SA KONA CHAHIYE,
KEH SAKAIN JISE HUM DIL SE APNA,
AISA BHI TO KOI DOST HONA CHAHIYE.
Dost ki yaad se badi koi dolot nahin hoti,
Sath rehna hello there dost ki jarurat nahin hoti,
Duriyan kardeti ha yado ko jinda,
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahin hoti.
Waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah,
Murmur bas unhe sabhalna bhul jate hai,
Kuch Dost bahut khas hote hai,
Murmur bas unhe batana bhul jate hai… !
Eh Mere Dost Itna Khyal Rakhna,
Apne Dil Ko Aise Hi Paak Rakhna,
Kal Main Na Bhi Rahun Is Jahan Mein Agar,
Yeh Aarju Hai Aap Hamein Yaad Rakhna.
Phool sukh jate hai ek waqt ke baad,
Log badal jate hai ek waqt ke baad,
Apni dosti bhi tutegi ek waqt ke baad,
Wo waqt ayega maut ke baad… !!
Ittefaq se murmur mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se murmur dost bane,
Humari dosti stomach muscle ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
Yaad Aa Gayi Fir Humko,
Kuchh Bhuli Huyi Baatein Yaaro,
Royenge Jinmein Kuredkar Jakham,
Aa Gayi Fir Woh Baatein Yaaro.
Rishton Ki Duniya Mein
Sabse Pyari Hai Dosti Tumhari
Manzoor Hai Aansu Bhi Akhon Mein Humari
Agar Aa Jaye Muskan Chehre Pe Tumhari!
Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,
gajab aapka style hai,
message to aap kabhi karte nahi,
bas halla macha rakha hai ki..
hamare pass bhi portable hai!!
Chali Jati Hain Wo Beauty Parlor Mein Yun,
Unka Maksad Hain Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jana..
Stomach muscle Kon Samjhaye En Ladkiyo (Girls) Ko
Mumkin Nahi Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angur Ho Jana!
Sitare Nikalte Hai Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek poor joke Kar ke Record Bnaye
Mohabbat ke kharchon ki badi lambi kahani hai,
Kabhi film dikhani hai toh kabhi shopping karani hai,
Ace roj kehta hai kahan hai charges ke paise,
Usey samjhaun mai kaise ki mujhe chori patani hai.
Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hello there kamine ho?
Mohabbat mein poke mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko,
Standard kambhakt settlement mein dusri aa gayi
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Mein Hum Itna Rote He
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Me Hum Itna Rote He
Ki
Stomach muscle To Padosi B Apna Muh Hamare Ansuo Se Dhote He
Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Phir bhi dil aap howdy ko yaad karta hai,
Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai,
Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai.
Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..!
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki (young lady) Bhula Dunga,
Sab howdy Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum howdy Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Equalization Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Boycott sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se storm milte hain daddy roz kyun.
Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana howdy dhila hai.
umhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon. ??
Kis Kis Ka Naam Lein Apni Barbadi Mein,
Bahut Log Aaye The Duayein Dene Shaadi Mein.
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Abdominal muscle kuchh commotion nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir minor dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta feed ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi 'NAHAYA'
Humpe deface k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe deface k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.
Kuchh Aise Haadse Bhi Hote Hain Zindgi Mein Dost,
Hajaar Ka Note Rakhne Wale Sau Rupaye Mangte Hain.
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo principle sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.
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ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha 'Khoon Kisne Kia Batao'
Lash Ne Kaha 'Tune Khao Khud Jan Jao.'
Hume tumse Love hai..
If you don't mind reject na karna..
Ye zero watt ka trust bulb hai..
If it's not too much trouble ise meld na karna!!!
Tere Ishq Ka Bukhar Hain Mujhko,
Aur Har Cheej Khane Ki Manaahi Hai,
Ek Ishq Ke Hakeem Ne Sirf,
Tere Chaman Ki Mausami Batayi Hai.
Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Punch tum aayine se entryway jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Bovine Khati Ghaas Hai
Principle Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai.
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Standard Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..!
Kala Na Kaho Mere Mahboob Ko,
Kala Na Kaho Mere Mahboob Ko,
Khuda Toh Til Bana Raha Tha,
Syaahi Ka Pyala Lurhak Gaya.
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
Sms Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to unimportant dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhein saup diya jayega.
Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Woh Meri Hai,
Aankhein Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hum,
Stomach muscle Pata Chala Woh Toh Behri Hai.
Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho,
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna,
Principle nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Jab Safed Saari Pe Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Wo Toh Ghaylo Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
Ishq ka jisko khvaab aa jaata hai,
Samajho uska vaqt Khraab aa jaata hai,
Mahboob aaye ya na aaye,
Standard Taare ginne ka Hisaab aa jaata hai.
Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha Sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Tum entryway sahi majboor sahi,
Standard yaad tumhari aati hai,
Punch saans wahan standard leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.
Dhoka mila punch bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhein saup diya jayega.
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai… sudhar jaoon magar,
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai.
Kaash Pyaar Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
Pyar Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.
Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo baha kar to dekho,
SMS to kiya call bhi karungi,
Ek baar simple versatile ka bill chuka kar to dekho!!!
Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
Jalee ko aag kehte hain
Bujhi ko rakh kehte hain
Jo cheez tumhare paas nahin hai jaani
use sub log dimag kehte hain!
Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
Dhoop nikle aur sarson pilli na ho,
To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.
Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
Dhoop nikle aur sarson pilli na ho,
To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.
Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!
Dil ke dard ko zuban standard laate nahi,
Murmur apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hello gahre kyon na ho,
Murmur Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi.
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar stomach muscle karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
Itne Pade Hain Dande Teri Gali Mein,
Armaan Ho Gaye Thande Teri Gali Mein,
Ek Haath Mein Hai Kanghi Zulfein Sanwarate Hain,
Gadenge Ashiqi Ke Jhande Teri Gali Mein.
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar stomach muscle karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab howdy Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum howdy Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Equalization Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile,
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain,
Punch apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Punch b occupied rahe mera cell to ..
Samajh lena aapki sharpen wali ..
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.
Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya,
Humne Bhi Gehrayi Me Jana Chhor Diya,
Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya,
Humne Mobile Charge Karna Chhor Diya.
Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B 'sitam' ho Gaya
Udher B 'sitam' ho Gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho Gaya.
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega
ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe greetings darwaja todna padega
Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chhod Denge In Raaho Ko
Per Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi.
Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta!
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